Naomi Gonzalez,

In the many of ways I can be described or portrayed, I tend to stick with one word,
Different.

erica-alexxis:

Quite possibly the best couple in history.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via michaelatheasianstarkey)

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Anonymous asked: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?


Answer:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

(Source: chickinkicks, via xtoshconstantx)

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theantiquated:

Laura & Damian - An Isle of Skye Elopement | Joanna Kitchener

(via post-postscript)

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xtoshconstantx:

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

The previous comment is totally right. Yet we’ve gotta survive.

xtoshconstantx:

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

The previous comment is totally right. Yet we’ve gotta survive.

(Source: laharl-sama)

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mickjagermeister:

So happy how this turned out!

Done by Wee Kev at Draconian Tattoo, Aberdeen

mickjagermeister:

So happy how this turned out!

Done by Wee Kev at Draconian Tattoo, Aberdeen

(via s-entinel)

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ewok-gia:

Skeletal Jungle Gym in the backyard of the church Heilig-Kreuz Kirche in Munich, Germany.
Art by Peter Riss
 

(Source: thegoblinmarketofficial, via s-entinel)

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lmaoalien:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

 

(via s-entinel)

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